Christians are straight up FREAKS
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I see more hoeing in ur future
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