sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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