i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are two peas in an std pod
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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