I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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