i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
