i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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