We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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