This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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