I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I looked at my own cervix.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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