1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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