I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
