NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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