We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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