i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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