Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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