Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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