oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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