So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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