The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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