i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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