dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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