Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sext me about skeletons
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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