I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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