i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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