wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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