Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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