xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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