How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
