She is in my trunk
You work out of a Hotel?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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