I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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