He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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