p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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