Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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