Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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