your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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