Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
