I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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