help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm both gender and math confused
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