i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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