CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My life is pants optional.
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