But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I came so hard my ears popped.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
