she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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