No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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