You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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