I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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