Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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