She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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