I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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