I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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