its not stalking. its research.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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