They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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