i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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