Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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