i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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