i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
