Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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